Reasons to Learn to Speak in Middle English

Reasons to Learn to read/speak in Middle English

1. Talking in fancy, almost-incompressible speak woos all the ladies.
2. You will better understand modern English.
3. You will be able read old literature by authors like Chaucer.
4. And most importantly, you can read Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog, which comes in both blog and book versions.